Burritofest?

What would it be? Can you have a burrito eating party? I am old. I eat one burrito per meal these days. Maybe we could cut them up like sushi rolls with toothpicks in them? No! Beer? Yes. Maybe some music. Maybe. Who would attend? Why? Where? When? And importantly: How? For what reason? There must be a good cause–I mean, more than fleeting hunger. Nine years in Afghanistan, an oil spill to overwhelm all oil spills, graft, illiteracy, rampant extinctions–burritos!

What would it smell like?